I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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