Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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