her vagine was all disorganized.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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