Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i dont even know how to be here
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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