so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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