i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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