Where are you?
In a non slutty way
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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