Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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