Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
17 year olds will be the death of me.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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