You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
