Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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