He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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