I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
