Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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