i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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