so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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