drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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