No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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