what day is it and did you see me today?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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