I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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