whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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