I hope mine doesn't look like that
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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