like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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