WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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