Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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