Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I deserve this hangover.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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