I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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