You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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