Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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