come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
