Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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