when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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