I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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