Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
