I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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