are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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