its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
