Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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