we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
