found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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