Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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