Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Boobs are out for the taking
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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