How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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