I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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