I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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