Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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