on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
nutella sex= disaster
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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