Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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