Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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