That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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