just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
you had me at cake vodka
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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