How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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