More tranny stories later!
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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